Pete Wentz is single, gonna be broke

Remember Pete Wentz? Once upon a time he was a crushworthy singer/bassist of the band Fall Out Boy.

Then he married Ashlee Simpson. It was all downhill from there.

Well Pete and Ashlee (does she seriously spell her name like that?) are divorcing. Yes, the world is shocked their marital bliss has come to an end. They looked so happy and clean and not at all drugged up together.

Ashlee is seeking child support, and apparently Pete’s agreeing to pay.

I must confess, once upon a time this news would have made me rejoice, but I can’t be bothered to care while he still has that ridiculous hair. Look at that mess of a pubic bush on his head.
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So…what’s Patrick Stump up to these days?


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